'the two headed calf', laura gilpin

'tomorrow, when the farm boys find this
freak of nature, they will wrap his body
in newspaper, and carry him to the museum.

But tonight he is alive and in the north
field with his mother. it is a perfect
summer evening: the moon rising over
the orchard, the wind in the grass. and
as he stares into the sky, there are

welcome to our carrd- we're the alphabet system,
a polyfrag OSDD-1b system of 500+. the body is
19, cluster B, white, autistic, queer, disabled,
non-binary, and very much inclus. we're always
open to making new friends, and we value our
current friends dearly <3

- body pronouns: they/he/vey

- disabilities: fibromyalgia, chronic migraines, IBS, unspec. heart problems, likely chronic fatigue syndrome

heavy in: LGBTQ+, introjects, persecutors, subsystems

hosts: tommy shelby, kaz brekker, alina starkov <3

- mental illnesses: OSDD-1b, c-PTSD, BPD, NPD, AVPD, OCD, more

 - neurodivergencies: autism, likely dyspraxia and dyscalculia

- accommodations needed: tone tags are necessary for us, patience with replies is appreciated as we struggle with talking to others. please be aware we put up DNIs frequently due to dangerous alters, overload, and PD episodes

collective likes

special interests underlined !! <3

books: harry potter series, the hunger games, six of crows duology, apple and rain, the five people you meet in heaven, poems on the underground, divergent series

shows/ films: peaky blinders, still game, friends, friday night dinner, shadow and bone, matilda, charlie and the chocolate factory, harry potter series, the hunger games, the big bang theory

artists: p!nk, all time low, hozier, bring me the horizon, banshee, ashnikko

others: the SCP foundation, circus arts, making spotify playlists, giving music recs, swimming

DNI

basic DNI criteria: homophobic, transphobic, ableist, antisemitic, racist, etcthose that support blue lives matter/ all lives matteranti-Zionist/ use Palestine as an excuse to be antisemiticanti educated self-diagnosisbody age under 15
stigmatisers of cluster B disorders
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- against neopronouns, xenogenders, etc

- non-traumagenics and their supporters (if you don't remember your trauma that's fine, endos are just very triggering for us when they say they have NO trauma)

fakeclaimers and their supporters, r/DIDCringe and anything similar

right wingers, those that support the conservatives

'MAPs' and their supporters, HARD DNI. will block on the spot /srs
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things that will lead to a protector fronting if deliberately sent to us /srs
paranoia-inducing things like ('i'm in your walls')untagged horrorcontent or videos relating to decapitation, particularly in the context of terrorismthe song 'closer' by the chainsmokersanything deliberately maliciously triggering an introject's source trauma (3/4 of our system are introjects)death threats (yes, even jokingly) unless given permission by the headmate receiving thempictures of bugs on people's skin---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
our strikes system
due to a lot of our trauma being around our triggers being deliberately used against us to control us, and the fact that some things on the above list trigger our psychotic symptoms, our system now operates a three-strikes system. in short, this just means that if you deliberately send any of the above to us in a short time period, while knowing of these triggers (which is the purpose of this card), that will be given a 'strike'. if three strikes are hit, you will be removed from our lives for our own safety /srs.

if you do not plan on deliberately hurting us like this, you do not need to worry /g <33
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disclaimer: this isn't a complete list of our sources (we have too many to remember and it updates all the time)- feel free to DM us a source if you wanna check if we have sourcemates!! /g <3

our fictives

A
A Little Princess, Alex Strangelove, Apple and Rain
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B
Brooklyn-99, Brave, Breakwater, Bojack Horseman
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C
Call Me By Your Name, Cathy Cassidy books (too many to list), Chaos Walking series, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, Chicago Med
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D
Death Note, DI Helen Grace series, DNA, Divergent
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E
Escape Room
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F
Fairy tales (miscellaneous), Friday Night Dinner, Friends, Frozen
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G
Ginny and Georgia, Grandpa In My Pocket
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H
Harry Potter, House of Anubis, How To Get Away With Murder, Humans
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I
In The Night Garden
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J
Jane Eyre
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L
Little Women
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M
Matilda, Melanie Martinez songs, Minecraft, My Digital Escape, My Story: Pompeii, mythology
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N
Never Have I Ever
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O
Oliver Twist
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P
Private Peaceful, Peaky Blinders,
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R
Romeo and Juliet
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S
Sam and Cat, Shadow and Bone, Six of Crows duology, Shadowhunters, Sherlock (BBC), Spy Kids, Squid Game, Still Game
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T
Toy Story, The Story of Tracy Beaker, Tracy Beaker Returns, The Dumping Ground, The Big Bang Theory, The Diabolic, The Good Place, The Hunger Games, The Politician, The Hunger Games, The Book Thief
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U
Upstart Crow
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V
Various Jacqueline Wilson books, Victorious
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W
Wolfblood
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Y
Yes God Yes, Young Royals, You

factives
abbie (irl friend)
ace (online friend)
aitch (singer clayton likes)
alecia (p!nk)
alex (old irl friend)
alex gaskarth (all time low)
anna ruston
anya (irl friend)
ashnikko
banshee (banshee, singer)
bella poarch
belle delphine
bianca devins
bill (old teacher)
birdy (part factive of birdy the singer)
carla
chase hudson (lilhuddy on tiktok)
cher lloyd
chilli/ bee (someone we know irl)
chloe m (chloe moriondo)
corpse (corpse husband)
dan (danTDM)
destiny (@/ destinykmusic)
doja cat
dom garrison (yungblud)
ed gamble (comedian)
elliott alphabet (online mutual)
eliot (some Irish roadman willne roasted)
emeli (emeli sande)
gracie (smalltownfoster cat on tiktok)
greta thunberg
holly (childhood friend)
james bowen (bob: no ordinary street cat)
jenn (irl friend)
jessie (jessie J)
kellin quinn (sleeping with sirens)
lalaloopsy (lalaloopsy dolls)
lauren (laurDIY)
lil nas (lil nas x)
lily (ppcocaine)
little T (josh tate)
lizzie (private)
lorde
luke (old irl friend)
maddie (sia, chandelier vid)
matt bernstein (mattxiv on instagram)
meghan (meghan trainor)
nicki minaj
nicola (nicole sherzinger)
nya (nextyoungin/ daddy kaine)
pandi (childhood teddy)
robin (ohhrobin on tiktok)
rosa luxemburg
ruth (old teacher)
sani (abuser's dog)
simon (old teacher)
sophie (sophie aspin)
suzuka nakamoto (su-metal, babymetal)
taylor swift (blank space version)
venus (venus the g)
vic fuentes (pierce the veil)
will (willNE)
unicorn (uncomfy sharing source)
wilbur (wilbur soot, youtuber)
yui mizuno (yui-metal, babymetal)

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If you found this section then congrats, you've reached a

SELF-CARE CHECKPOINT B-)

- have you ate today? if you haven't (and you're physically able to) then buckle up,, it's snacktimehaven't drank yet today? try and go get a drink!! hydration is important so you can scream into the void
<3 if no one is proud of you, we are <3
<3 you are so loved, appreciated, and valued. we wish everyone reading this only the best, and to those we talk to (whether we're too shy to message often, best friends, friends that have drifted, etc)- we love you all so so much /p, and even if we're not around we're silently rooting for you all and we've never once forgotten about you. you all deserve so much love and kindness <3